"I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it."
"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
#did my mom send this lady to me???
#I will heed your advice lady
Met a nice Asian grandma on the bus today who warned me about boys and how I should pray to the gods if I want to find a decent man because most guys just want sex.
Highlights of our conversation:
- you’re 22? You look 16!
- you are very pretty, be careful because the wrong man will treat you wrong and just break your heart
Oh yeah, I also went to OL this weekend! Woooo: Kanye, Disclosure, Haim, Arctic Monkeys, Capital cities, Lykke Li, Duck Sauce, Haim, Flume!